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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
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"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"
"A termite walks into a bar... Is the bar tender here?"
"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
"He told me I cut my steak like a serial killer, so I whispered ""What makes you think this is steak?"" While I stroked his thigh with a knife."
"Whenever I feel a conversation is becoming dull, I start talking about sunscreen... because it's topical."
"""Hey. Here's some free oxygen. No prob! All I ask is that you don't let your dogs piss on m- Oh there he goes. He's pissing on me."" -trees"