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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."
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"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"
"Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies"
"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""
"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."
"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."
"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."
"I went into a butchers today and said, ""Is that a sheep's head in the window?"" He said, ""No, it's a mirror."""
"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."
"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""