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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"

"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"

"Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud? It was a cut and dry case."

"Bathrooms are international You're Russian to it, European while you're in there, and then ya Finnish."

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."

"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year... Now, it's Election night."

"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"

"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"

"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."