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Joke of the Day
"What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? Blood on your stool"
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"4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that"
"Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock."""
"People ask me questions like I'm listening"
"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range."
"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"
"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"
"Did you hear about the elephant who farted in a chalice? You'd heard if you were in the chalice"
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"