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"So, to re-cap... ...I put the top back on my pen."
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"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."
"Say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they don't speed in school zones."
"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."
"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"
"What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot."
"The cool thing about being happy is you get to live in crippling fear that it will all go away soon"
"[wife frustrated] ""at least I didn't hook up the toilet wrong and tell everyone it's a bidet"""
"I got caught stealing paint. I thought I hid it pretty well, but I was caught red handed."
"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."