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Joke of the Day
"What's so great about having sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"
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"Son: ""Dad! My lsd is missing!"" Dad: ""We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."""
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"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"