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Joke of the Day

"What's so great about having sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."

"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"

"Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted."

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."

"What's the difference in a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch..."

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"