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Joke of the Day

"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia."

"Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives."

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"What is it called when you insult an Indian so bad that he bursts into flames? A Sikh burn"

"Cannibal Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend In the forest?"

"Polish remover Hitler. The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."

"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection. ""Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog,"" said the vet."