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Joke of the Day
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
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"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."
"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."
"Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I'll be spending the day praying for it like she asked."
"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."
"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."
"How to be an asian... Just squint your eyes and say ""We all how smaw deek"" out loud."
"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."