200829
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance armstrong can finish a race"
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"My wife told me to stop making holocaust puns today Im telling Jew i did Nazi that coming"
"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."
"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."
"Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon."
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."
"My friends laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... Well they're not laughing now"
"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."
"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."
"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"