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Joke of the Day
"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"
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"I do laundry so infrequently that anything not filthy feels fancy. ""Woah two clean socks? What is this, prom night!?"""
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"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."
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"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!"
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."
"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"
"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."