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Joke of the Day

"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"

"*feels the music* Music: ""ew. no."""

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"What did the old maid get the vasaline for? 84 cents. Joke by my grandfather"

"[touching face upon receiving compliment] Glad you like it. But, it's not a teardrop tattoo. It's an Oxford comma."

"Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking."

"What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US? A white man makes it to prison."

"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."

"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."