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Joke of the Day

"All I'm saying is when I'm drunk in the backyard I still put my shirt on just like everyone else, one leg at a time..."

"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."

"Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense"

"Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him"

"I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement."

"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"

"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."

"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."

"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."

"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"