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Joke of the Day

"My friend got me a sweater for Christmas... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick."

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"

"Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils."

"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."