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Joke of the Day

"My friend got me a sweater for Christmas... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick."

"What sound does a turkey now make? Coup."

"What's the difference between a fruit and a nut? I don't fruit all over your mother's tits."

"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."

"What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand? Uncle Ben's..."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her ""Well now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old."""

"What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ? You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship."

"I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 900."

"How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !"

"Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia"