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Joke of the Day

"Nerd joke nicca say wat?"

"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""

"Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."

"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."

"I had a beautiful pearl of wisdom to tweet but I dropped it on the ground and one of my dogs ate it. I should have it back in 12 hours or so"

"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."

"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"

"What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller."

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"

"I dumped my gf as she had OCD Odorous Cunt Discharge"