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Joke of the Day

"Trump hates saying ""yes"" to Mexicans so much We may as well call him the ""Not Si"" President"

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"

"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."

"How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving."

"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."

"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"

"Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me. *flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*"

"What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance"

"My family is very poor. If I don't wakeup with a boner on Christmas morning I won't have anything to play with."

"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"