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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"What is your favorite ""There are two kinds of people..."" joke? My favorite is ""There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."""

"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."

"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"

"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"

"Want to depress yourself? Realize that someday Tom Hanks will die. Want to cheer yourself up? Remember that right now, Tom Hanks is alive."

"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."

"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."

"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."

"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""