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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted."

"Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds."

"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."

"I like my women like I like my Pistachio nuts. Easy to get inside or else I'll just move onto the next. Ha ha only joking. I'm so lonely."

"Why are turn signals great workers? When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard."

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."

"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"

"""You are what you eat."" Not exactly the best thing to say to a paralyzed vegetarian"