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Joke of the Day
"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
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"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."
"What's the difference between a banana and a bann? A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........"
"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!"
"Sex to a man is like hunger. If he can't get into an expensive French restaurant, he will go to McDonalds."
"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"
"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"
"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"