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Joke of the Day
"90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something."
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"Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work."
"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush."
"I can understand leaving a baby unattended-- but your phone!!"
"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""
"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"
"Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths."
"Break-Ups How do functions Break-Up? They stop calling each other."