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Joke of the Day
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"If a man tells you he'll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months."
"Money's short"
"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... The End."