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Joke of the Day
"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."
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"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."
"I think it's kinda gross to have sex in bed After all it's where I eat"
"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"
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"YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! Shifting before you are driving fast enough to do so."
"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."
"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."
"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"