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Joke of the Day

"So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls? It was low hanging fruit."

"I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song."

"I feel sorry for men who don't know how to value women. One look at a woman and I KNOW how much she will cost me."

"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."

"I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in."

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped"