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Joke of the Day

"So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."

"Did you hear about the lesbian construction company? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove . . ."

"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."

"Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual? Because he kept fucking the cookware."

"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical."

"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"