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Joke of the Day
"*girl rests her head on my shoulder* -Are you flexing? -No"
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"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up old shit."
"Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you."
"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"
"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."
"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"