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Joke of the Day

"Why is a day at the office the same as Christmas? Because you do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all of the credit."

"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."

"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"

"Knock knock. Come in."

"What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist? A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own"

"Guess what? Wll you just do something for me? Yeah, admit you just wiped your screen."

"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""

"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"

"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"

"What is the capital of Greece? They have no capital."