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Joke of the Day
"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"
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"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."
"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now."
"I don't know what to think of mountain-climbing. It has it's ups and downs."
"without nipples....... boobs would be pointless"
"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"
"Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet Allah."
"1. Buy Dick Cheney's memoir. 2. Tie it to a board. 3. Pour water on it. 4. Demand the truth. 5. Fail to get it."
"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."
"Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete."