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Joke of the Day
"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"
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"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."
"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."
"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."
"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"
"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs? The hypotenuse."