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Joke of the Day

"Rap is 75% Crap..."

"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"

"Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis."

"People ask me why I don't cuss... ...I tell them it's none of their fuckin' bitch-ass business to know why."

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."

"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."

"I would never expect to get a penny from a dollar machine. It just doesn't make cents."

"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."