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Joke of the Day

"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."

"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."

"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"

"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"

"What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"

"All my potato stored... in /r/LatviaPotatoStore."

"Grenade in a french bathroom What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom? Linoleum Blown Apart"

"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."

"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"