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Joke of the Day
"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."
"Chess Set ""I'd like to buy this chess set please"" ""How will you be paying, sir?"" ""Check mate"".."
"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."
"When I was a little boy, my dad taught me that any little boy or girl, even me, could grow up and become President someday... I'm starting to believe him."
"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Staple some food to the ceiling."
"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."
"My son asked me to pass him the salt So I gave him a soap bar."