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Joke of the Day
"I can hear music coming out of my printer... I think the papers jammin' again"
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"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"
"Zombie apocalypses suck. Everything comes back to bite you!"
"There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating."
"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"
"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."
"Why did the Hispanic become a mathematician? It takes Juan to know one."
"What did the guy without hands get for christmas? We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet"