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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
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"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"If it wasn't for venetian blinds... It would be curtains for us all!"
"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."
"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."
"I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?"
"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."
"Me: Do you have any wrongdog? ""Ugh fine what's wrongdog"" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible"
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""