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Joke of the Day
"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"
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"The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park"
"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."
"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."
"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."
"e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers"
"The worst part about ""Friends"" being canceled is that I've now been stuck with Rachel's last haircut since 2004."
"My Mother in law said to me: ""I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead"" ""Good!"" I said, ""I'm being buried at sea."""
"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."
"How do you make a little girl cry twice. You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."