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Joke of the Day

"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."

"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"Help me reddit. I've quit smoking and I'm gaining weight Before, I only had to reach into my pockets to feel a little lighter."

"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."

"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."

"Two blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it."

"I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?"

"What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don."

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."