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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !"
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"I love the metric system. It's the best by an absolute 1.6km"
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"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
"I had a cold so I stopped by the drug store. I asked for some vitamin C. The Spanish pharmacist said ""Si'"" I said ""Yes, C"" And that is how the fight got started."
"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""
"What goes ""Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang""? An Amish drive by shooting"