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Joke of the Day
"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."
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"I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill"
"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits....."
"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."
"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."
"Just saw the hood of my jacket out of the corner of my eye and jumped out of the way, in case the Navy SEALS are hiring."
"So I used to sleep on my carpet... I'd have to say, it was a pretty flooring experience."
"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."