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Joke of the Day

"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"""

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"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"
"Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean... Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""
"*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*"
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."
"Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar... And the joke is on us."
"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"
"If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fcuked."