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Joke of the Day

"explosion Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"Did you hear the joke about the alarm? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"

"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."

"REP: we are pleased to provide u with the highest level of customer service! ME: oh sorry, got the wrong number. was tryin to call comcast"

"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."

"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."

"Why don't your balls like being chomped on? It makes them a bit teste."

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was too time consuming."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."