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Joke of the Day
"The Greatest Pun Ever. I actually don't know what it is, but I often punder about it."
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"Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole."
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"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
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"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."
"One old song. A thousand old memories."
"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."
"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"