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Joke of the Day
"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."
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"My friend told me I sounded pretentious in my essay I don't get it: I don't think I sound ostentatious."
"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"
"I hate it when you're sitting on the bus... ...and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate."
"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."
"People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion."
"How are babies different from feminists ? Babies grow up and stop crying"
"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""
"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."
"mom: who's your background? me: my boyfriend mom: can i meet him? me: not before i do mom: what? me: what?"