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Joke of the Day
"I like to go to the movies and politely ask the people in front of me to stop kicking my seat."
Next Joke
"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"
"(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"
"What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"
"Has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar notes in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band"
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."