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Joke of the Day

"Shops. One time I was masturbating to a playboy magazine, girls were hot, the whole 9 years. But when I saw the front page I realized it was an american girl doll magazine."

"TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!"

"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""

"Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?"

"[on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car ""I'll take door #2"" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* ""Can I have the goat instead"""

"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"

"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"

"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."

"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."

"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"