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Joke of the Day

"If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say ""You're an idiot"" to just about anyone you walk past."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... ... But it didn't."

"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."

"What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad."

"What do you call a Mesoamerican unicorn? Unimaize"

"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."