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Joke of the Day

"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."

"So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts ""I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"""

"Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages"

"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."

"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."

"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."

"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"

"Dyslexic's of the world... ...untie!"

"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."

"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"