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Joke of the Day

"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"

"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border."

"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."

"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."

"My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term. It's textbook economics."

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"