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Joke of the Day

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"I named my penis Kobe. I drink lots of beer and massage it."

"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"What do you call a geologist who can't hear? Stone deaf..."

"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."

"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"

"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"