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Joke of the Day

"Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram? post-upload skepticism"

"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."

"I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?"

"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."

"Why do hunters make good lovers? 1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot."

"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"Two in one **Dude**: My IQ is absolutely massive! **Guy**: IQ is a representation of your matriarchal heritage? **Dude**: Clever.. maybe my IQ that big after all **Guy**: Ah, *patriarchal* heritage!"

"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"