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Joke of the Day
"Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram? post-upload skepticism"
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"I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd."
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"
"Where do pencils come from ? Pennsylvania"
"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."
"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."
"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."
"I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself. The last time I was betting on horses I lost 100,-."
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."