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Joke of the Day

"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."

"My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis."

"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""

"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."

"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."

"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."

"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."

"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"