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Joke of the Day

"What does a bum call a dumpster. A Bed and Breakfast."

"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."

"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."

"Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant."

"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."

"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."

"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"

"We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up."

"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"

"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."