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Joke of the Day

"I think my coworkers are gay because every time I walk by, they mumble under their breath ""what an ass!"""

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt."

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."

"What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date."

"A bar of gold walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman wasn't having it and shouted ""AU get out of here"""

"How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game? None, it only takes Tolkiens"

"The best things in life require no pants."

"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"