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Joke of the Day

"I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt."

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"[slashing food truck tires] friend: wtf are you doing?! [running away with arms filled with tacos] YOU COMIN OR NOT?!"
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"What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day? A barber"
"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."
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