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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck its dick!"
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"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"
"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"
"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."
"My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in with a stick' he just died first."
"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"Him: I'm making you Produce Manager. Me: A PLUM assignment! H: ... M: You're a PEACH! H: ... M: Do I start today or TOMATO? H: You're fired."
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"