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Joke of the Day

"It's important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break. Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you're all set to go"

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"""Momma momma, why do I keep running around in circles?"" ""Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."""
"What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out."
"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."
"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."
"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"