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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend doesn't give me any space in the bed, so I bought a bigger bed."
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"Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch? Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot."
"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."
"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? Because he isn't a full essay"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"
"The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours."
"Kids: Dad why have you never taken us swimming [thinking of an excuse because I can't swim] Me: I got killed by a shark once"